'EVERYTHING' SALSA 4 New Mexican or guajillo chiles 4 chipotle or morita chiles 2 1/2 pounds vine-ripened tomatoes, cut in half 1 sweet red onion, quartered 1 head of garlic, top sliced off 1 large sprig oregano or marjoram 4 cups water 2 teaspoons salt 1/4 cup half-and-half Rinse and stem the chiles, then place in a large pot. Add the tomatoes, onion, garlic, oregano, water and salt. Bring to a simmer, then reduce heat to very, very low. Simmer for 30 minutes. Place half of the solid ingredients in a blender. Add about 1 cup of the liquid (do not use all of the liquid or the sauce will be too thin). Process until the ingredients are pureed. Push the puree through a fine sieve into a large saucepan. Use a spatula to scrape off all bits of puree from the bottom of the sieve. Repeat with the remaining solids and 1 more cup or so of the liquid. Simmer the sauce for about 10 minutes, tasting for seasoning. Add the half-and-half and continue to simmer for 5 minutes, until the sauce smooths out and the flavors come together. Yields about 1 quart salsa. PER TABLESPOON: 10 calories 0 g protein 2 g carbohydrate 0 g fat (0 g saturated) 0 mg cholesterol 69 mg sodium 0 g fiber